I'm not a professional critic, I just have a lot of feelings.
Where I Rant About Books and Stuff
20 ways to survive in a horror movie.
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
- Seriously
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I feel a compulsive need to add this to my queue every time I see it becuase i know it makes me happy and who knows when it popping up on my dash will be just the thing I need.
(via negative-euphoria-rabbit)
One
two
three
four
I declare
a time war.
#five
#six
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve.
The Doctor died,
and Silence Fell
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine.
Here he goes,
back in time.
FOUR FOR YOU WHOVIANS.
YOU GO WHOVIANS.
(via princesspsych)
LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I’ve seen this three times already and laugh so hard I fall over every time.
(Source: videohall, via clarinetta)
8 years later and the Naco is real! Took you long enough, Taco Bell. Too bad I can’t eat it.. I wonder if Ron is getting royalty checks for this one.
(via princesspsych)
Seven states that ban atheists from holding public office.
What the actual fuck. Since when does your personal, religious beliefs matter in a country that supposedly has separation of church and state?
look at this shit
All of these states can feel free to secede from my country at any time, kthx.
GTFO of the country founded to escape religious persecution you cockmunching assholes.
Hahahaha, I saw hate about states and I’m so totally not surprised to see my state up there. For fucks sake, Mississippi, you have to get on everyone’s bad side, don’t you?
And separation of church and state in Mississippi? HA, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! FUCK!
Remember that one time when the US Constitution banned religious tests for the holding of office?
Yeah, good times, good times.
MARYLAND?????
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
MARYLAND IS USUALLY OKAY ABOUT THIS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCK
HEY NO WONDER TEXAS IS SO FUCKED UP
NOT TO MENTION THE PLANNING OF REMOVING EVOLUTION FROM THE TEXTBOOKS
I am so amazed that Alabama isn’t on here.
Still
yikes
(via strangersatthemall)
Stupid fuck.
That’s obviously Charmander from Beyblade. He’s the best Power Ranger.
Oh my fucking god, did you even have a fucking childhood. This is Sailor Jupiter from Reboot. She’s the most successful Bayblade of all time.
Of all time.
Wrong. This is someone dying during an MRI scan.
Guys no. That’s Fluttershy from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
(via mycroftssexyumbrella)
